Ten Things I Can Count On (1997-1999)
Microcontrollers, batteries, LED displays, antique meters;
Nine modules, 6x6x3" ea, on a ten foot shelf with internal power supply; 50lbs.
Ten Things I Can Count On is composed of nine small computer controlled machines on a
long shelf. Each machine has a glowing digital display behind glass, driven by a
microcontroller with a real time clock with battery backup. Each machine counts up
or down, marking the passage of time relative to some event or documenting changes in some
system over time.
Each of the elements has personal significance to me, and on one level their sum total
can be seen as a kind of a systematic self portrait. At work in this portrait are
both the choices of subjects and those not chosen. In this way, I also attempted to
model the self-destructive futility of our compulsion to quantify; the way in which we
attempt to capture, to own, to control through description. To complete such a
process we must exclude all but a fraction of the object of our gaze.
There are nine machines in this project. The tenth thing is that there is no
tenth thing: as an obsessive perfectionist, I'll never accomplish all that I set out to
achieve; I'll always fall just short of my goals.
Breaths I Have Taken
This machine counts the breaths I have taken since birth, using a randomized model of
my day. You will notice changes in its count rate which represent changes in my
respiration due to sleeping, jogging, having sex, walking to work, reading, etc.
Breaths I Have Left
This machine counts the number of breaths I have yet to take in my life, based on
insurance company actuarial tables. It uses an average day model as described above.
Mia and Alan
On June 6, 1999 my good friend and mentor Alan Rath, and Mia Jang got married.
This counting machine began its life with a metallic ribbon connecting the two terminals
on the top surface, and its display frozen at zero. At the moment of their marriage,
they cut the ribbon and the machine began to count the seconds of their (officially
sanctioned) life together.
This machine manifests the various stages of love. Its mode is changed using the
key switch. Initially it counts the duration of a relationship in seconds. When the
relationship breaks up, the key is insertsed, and it begins counting backward at double
the rate it counted up. This behavior refers to the rule of thumb that it takes
about half of the relationships length to recover. When the counter reaches
zero, it begins counting up again, this time measuring the absence of love - since, when
mourning the loss of a relationship, you are not truly alone.
Acres of Open Space Left in the Continental U.S.
Pavement claims 1.3 million acres of open space annually. This machine counts down to
the day on which all the remaining open land will have been blacktopped.
Duration of My Career in Seconds
This machine began counting June 1, 1991, the date of my graduation from art school.
Since I consider bailing out on my art career almost daily, I have built this box with a
key. If I become so discouraged that I stop making artwork and pursue a "real"
career instead, the counter can be turned off, thus creating a static sculpture which
immortalizes the duration of my identity as an artist.
Seconds Since the Invention of the Microprocessor
The microprocessor is arguably the most significant invention of the end of this
millennium, quietly but inexorably invading every facet of our environment. This machine
counts the seconds elapsed since February 1, 1971, when the Intel 4004, the worlds
first general purpose, programmable single chip computer was ready for production.
This machine counts the seconds remaining in the millennium. At midnight, December 31,
1999 it will load the number of seconds in the next 1,000 years and begin again.
For most of its life, it will display a very large number, decrementing each second.
However, once every thousand years it will display the following message: "Ah! my
Beloved, come fill the cup that clears today of past regrets and future fears. For
tomorrow-- why tomorrow, I may be myself with yesterday's seven thousand years."
Average Attention Span of Viewers of This Sculpture
This machine senses and times the duration of viewer presence. It continually
recalculates this average based on a running total saved each day in nonvolatile memory.